How to Bake a Bliss Pie by Luke James

This is an age-old recipe popularised in fairy tales.

Serves: 0 to 2

Preparation time: 16 years +

Ingredients
• One human
• Rose-tinted glasses
• Yourself

Method
1. Place human in mixing bowl.
2. Add rose-tinted glasses.
3. Add yourself.
4. Mix well until all ingredients are combined and gooey to the touch. Break down any resistant chunks of human with a good spoon.
5. Transfer mixture to baking tray and place in a moderate oven until risen.
6. Remove from baking tray and serve hot.

Note: this recipe can be the most delicious dish ever tasted, but if incompatible ingredients are used or oven is set at incorrect temperature, pie may crack or lack flavour. This can cause extreme discomfort to one or both humans involved, and may also affect family or friends in the vicinity.